Trophy Wife

woman smoking cigarette on north rim

Anyone in some other country beside the USA wanna marry me real quick next year?

Latergram taken by Firecracker May 2016 at the cold cold Grand Canyon north rim. Please read the puppysfeministrant tag to see what sexist bullshit happened to me in one day after hiking 700 miles solo backcountry over Utah and Arizona. Solo. No man. All by my big girl self. I will not stand for that, but I might make a type of trophy wifey.

I cook real good.

You can do the dishes.