Good News and Funny Jokes

Lately it’s been nothing but good news and funny jokes. I started collecting jokes the other week when suddenly everyone started telling me them. Why suddenly was everyone telling me jokes? Why was my life suddenly filled with good news? Anyway, it’s sort of like a “You are what you eat” deal where, when I am filled with good news and jokes, my life is good news and jokes.

I like filthy jokes, but laugh the same at children’s jokes. What’s your favorite joke?